at least they were creative!!
Youtube + Time - sex =
Well someone has really been spending way too much time on YouTube, unlike some of us who would have been over on red tube working up a sweat, they finished a project
Jizz In My Pants!!
Got this from a random old mate, over the other side of the pond in the big apple. It made me laugh soo hard that I .....
......... creamed my jeans??
Look theres heaps of there tunes over on Hype Machine, here are some remixes if your too lazy to get them;
MP3: The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
MP3: The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Cousin Cole House Edit)
MP3: The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (DJ Kue Remix)
MP3: The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Mexicans With Guns Remix)
......... creamed my jeans??
Look theres heaps of there tunes over on Hype Machine, here are some remixes if your too lazy to get them;
MP3: The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
MP3: The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Cousin Cole House Edit)
MP3: The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (DJ Kue Remix)
MP3: The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Mexicans With Guns Remix)
Beat the credit crunch!!
Google are not predicting a drop in profits, (In fact it looks like they are making more profit) and they continue to innovate with there most recent project, "The Tip Jar" which is using the moderater app, (what is the moderater app?) to make a usefull colection of money saving tips, which you can vote on.
We came up with a few homegrown money saving tips around the dinner table this evening an posted them up online, I will come back to you on there success; but here they are so you can comment below or maybe spot them online one day; I'm intreged to see how they work.
We came up with a few homegrown money saving tips around the dinner table this evening an posted them up online, I will come back to you on there success; but here they are so you can comment below or maybe spot them online one day; I'm intreged to see how they work.
- "Save water, share baths with family, friends or a neighbor."
- "Save all your left overs, put them in a pot with a stock cube, cover with water and add some seasoning, boil for ten minutes, blend and make great soups."
- "Shop in charity shops, you can find cheap clothes and great bargains and you are giving money to charity!!"
- "Save the chicken bones and carcass from a roast dinner, boil with water and a few veg to make stock or soup, this can turn a sunday roast into two or three meals."
- "Shop in the supermarket in the last half hour before it closes to find the best deals and clearance items."
- "Refill empty plastic water bottles with tap water, get the same look without having to spend a few pounds on a new water bottle every time."
A healthy appetite for conspiracies!!
So after my first gripe the other day about super-markets, we went further afield for a giant shopping experience. We managed to take in a health food store, a market and a waitrose. So much fun I just had to sit and write about it all, but it has got me thinking!!
A trip round our local market shocked me, firstly it was 20 minutes drive and then there was a distinct lack of food stalls; in the market with about twenty stalls there was on fruit stall, one butcher and one bread and cheese stall. The rest was clothes and nick naks, a snack bar and several florists. It was all very different from what I was used too. But it has to be said that shopping outside in the sun alongside the OAP's made me feel like the trip was worth it and we managed to stock up on fruit and veg for a little more than 20 pounds, so great value.
Then we made our way to Waitrose. Waitrose has recently been voted as the nations top supermarket, on a BBC watchdog, and I have to say was a enjoyable shopping experience. The aisle's were wide, clean and well organised and the shop had some great ingredients. Yet, it was all; over packaged, overpriced and over-prepared produce. This has to be a common problem with all supermarkets, but my biggest complaint was some of the marketing ploys that were completely misleading. (See the montage below)
A trip round our local market shocked me, firstly it was 20 minutes drive and then there was a distinct lack of food stalls; in the market with about twenty stalls there was on fruit stall, one butcher and one bread and cheese stall. The rest was clothes and nick naks, a snack bar and several florists. It was all very different from what I was used too. But it has to be said that shopping outside in the sun alongside the OAP's made me feel like the trip was worth it and we managed to stock up on fruit and veg for a little more than 20 pounds, so great value.
Then we made our way to Waitrose. Waitrose has recently been voted as the nations top supermarket, on a BBC watchdog, and I have to say was a enjoyable shopping experience. The aisle's were wide, clean and well organised and the shop had some great ingredients. Yet, it was all; over packaged, overpriced and over-prepared produce. This has to be a common problem with all supermarkets, but my biggest complaint was some of the marketing ploys that were completely misleading. (See the montage below)
I have noticed that the big difference on arriving to the UK is the amount of pre-prepared meals in the supermarkets. This is why when I walk down the street I see so-many overweight and ugly people; (this is not snobbery,) throughout Europe people joke at how ugly the Brits are, and with the highest proportion of overweight people in the EU, we are a nation of fat ugly slobs. Now I do have an appetite for conspiracy's so I started to wonder why British people are the fattest and the ugliest, and I didn't have to look far; ITS THOSE HORRIBLE SUPERMARKETS that are to blame.
Supermarkets are not helping us getting any skinnier, home delivery means you don't need to leave the comfort of your armchair to do your shopping, and then you can buy such a huge selection of ready meals, you barely need to leave the couch to cook your dinner either. As I walked down the ready-meal aisle of this (not so super)-market, I found proof beyond belief. I was greeted with the signs, "As good as a going out," "ready meals" "easy to cook" and then a giant sign "Healthy Appetite.." which hung over some of the most un-healthy looking food I could find; Nachos and loaded potato skins! Can this be true I thought to myself "Healthy Appetite????" how is it possible? Not only are they the fattiest and most horrible foods, they are also telling me that they are healthy??? How are we ever going to win the war against heart disease and any other FAT related health problems, when the supermarket is selling its ugliest fattiest foods as healthy. I'm no fool, I'm sure that people know that this is not healthy, I don't believe that they can, But isn't it wrong that we are being subliminally told that, ready prepared food is healthy, and good for us??
It is the fault of these supermarket giants that we are becoming a nation of fat slobs who really believe that we can buy a plastic packed microwave dinner, and it will be as good as going out to eat... and healthy??
ITS TIME TO REACT - BRING ON THE FOOD TERRORISTs
Supermarkets are not helping us getting any skinnier, home delivery means you don't need to leave the comfort of your armchair to do your shopping, and then you can buy such a huge selection of ready meals, you barely need to leave the couch to cook your dinner either. As I walked down the ready-meal aisle of this (not so super)-market, I found proof beyond belief. I was greeted with the signs, "As good as a going out," "ready meals" "easy to cook" and then a giant sign "Healthy Appetite.." which hung over some of the most un-healthy looking food I could find; Nachos and loaded potato skins! Can this be true I thought to myself "Healthy Appetite????" how is it possible? Not only are they the fattiest and most horrible foods, they are also telling me that they are healthy??? How are we ever going to win the war against heart disease and any other FAT related health problems, when the supermarket is selling its ugliest fattiest foods as healthy. I'm no fool, I'm sure that people know that this is not healthy, I don't believe that they can, But isn't it wrong that we are being subliminally told that, ready prepared food is healthy, and good for us??
It is the fault of these supermarket giants that we are becoming a nation of fat slobs who really believe that we can buy a plastic packed microwave dinner, and it will be as good as going out to eat... and healthy??
ITS TIME TO REACT - BRING ON THE FOOD TERRORISTs
Grimey, dirty, sounds to dance in silence to.
Read about Logan sama over on goldie-locks blog and I checked out his site and fell upon this little you-tube nugget, Grrrrrrimey freestyle from big H & 9 milley major. This shit is sooo underground that they dont even want-ta do it on the radio.
And then stepping away from the underground I got some fresh new stuff on the torrents this week;
"Walking on a dream by Empire of the sun" - is being hyped as one of the best albums of 2009 and although I think it's a great sounding synth pop album, I am stil not impressed enough with its "fuck you" style members and really un-impressive re-hash of 80s pop, I still feel the need for something new to break through. (click to get it for free)
"Ministry of sound's addicted to Bass" - is a three CD extravaganza of mainstream electro/D&B/dubstep remixes and although it pulls together some great tracks I feel this could have been mixed with a bit more skill and a little less name dropping. (click to get it for free)
"Pitchforks Top 100 of 2008" which I think is an esentual addition to your iPod, get this if you were asleep in a barn for the whole of 2008 and you still be the hippest at the iPod flashmob! Tracks include; Portishead, Hot Chip, Friendly fires, little boots and sooooo many more it will make you dance, laugh and cry in one tape. (click to get it for free)
And then stepping away from the underground I got some fresh new stuff on the torrents this week;
"Walking on a dream by Empire of the sun" - is being hyped as one of the best albums of 2009 and although I think it's a great sounding synth pop album, I am stil not impressed enough with its "fuck you" style members and really un-impressive re-hash of 80s pop, I still feel the need for something new to break through. (click to get it for free)
"Ministry of sound's addicted to Bass" - is a three CD extravaganza of mainstream electro/D&B/dubstep remixes and although it pulls together some great tracks I feel this could have been mixed with a bit more skill and a little less name dropping. (click to get it for free)
"Pitchforks Top 100 of 2008" which I think is an esentual addition to your iPod, get this if you were asleep in a barn for the whole of 2008 and you still be the hippest at the iPod flashmob! Tracks include; Portishead, Hot Chip, Friendly fires, little boots and sooooo many more it will make you dance, laugh and cry in one tape. (click to get it for free)
Ca m'amsue PAS !!
Wohoo, I've got the first gripe for the blog!! I left the house today to do a quick grocery shop at my local budgens super-market, though super it is not! The parents had decided that they would like a nice piece of fish for lunch, and although we new that the supermarket is not the best place to buy fish, we could risk it and I started to formulate a plan on what to get. Memories of a trip to Auchaun in bordeaux brought to mind the great selection and huge Ilse of fresh fish, I remembered live Lobster and Spider Crabs swimming in tanks next too a huge display of fresh mackerel and eel, huge salmons and plenty of great fish to eat all sitting on packed ice with friendly shop assistants helping you choose, gut and bag your next fishy dinner. Of course the local budgens is a lot smaller and I did not expect a the great selection. So, on arrival in the super market we grabbed a bag of their great tasting apples and headed for the fresh fish ilea, in search of inspiration. Low and behold, close to the fresh vegetable, was a large sign directing us to the fish town. I smiled, as the sign said "Fresh Fish, a great source of Omega three" but as I servayd the tiny refrigeration cabinet my heart skipped a beat, there was breaded fish and peeled prawns a plenty, but where was the fresh fish?? packets all wrapped in plastic and pre-prepared cod in white sauce. "Where is the fresh fish?!?" I exclaimed and there in the bottom of the fridge were four or five plastic wrapped packs of "fresh fish," I winced what a choice, salmon, cod or smoked haddock. Pre-portioned and packaged in layers of plastic, not a fish head, bone or bit of skin in sight; what can I do; obviously the English definition of fresh fish is really not the same as mine. Where I had imagined a bit of local trout or a nice piece of Scottish salmon, I had to glumly settle for some manky little farmed salmon steaks at a pound a piece!!
Now, I really hate supermarkets because they have destroyed the way people eat in this country, M&S are selling jam sandwiches (To Be Confirmed), There is more space in most super-markets devoted to frozen and pre-prepared produce rather than fresh healthy produce, and the worst thing is there are millions of marketing gimmicks showing us how each individual supermarket is helping us lead a healthy life. "Its wrong" I sob, "all wrong, how can I stop this madness??" Well for now, I cant do much, I will just keep on moaning on this blog maybe it will make a change.....
P.S
This morning I read that Waitrose has just one a BBC watchdog for being the best supermarket , so tomorrow mum and I are going to petersfield to check it out and see why people think it is the best, then Ill come home and tell you all about it!!
Now, I really hate supermarkets because they have destroyed the way people eat in this country, M&S are selling jam sandwiches (To Be Confirmed), There is more space in most super-markets devoted to frozen and pre-prepared produce rather than fresh healthy produce, and the worst thing is there are millions of marketing gimmicks showing us how each individual supermarket is helping us lead a healthy life. "Its wrong" I sob, "all wrong, how can I stop this madness??" Well for now, I cant do much, I will just keep on moaning on this blog maybe it will make a change.....
P.S
This morning I read that Waitrose has just one a BBC watchdog for being the best supermarket , so tomorrow mum and I are going to petersfield to check it out and see why people think it is the best, then Ill come home and tell you all about it!!
Finally a new name and with it a new blog!!!
Well its taken some time to make it here but I finally came up with a name....
My new nom de plume, if you write it correctly it would be; Ca m'amuse, which in french translates too, that amuses me, or that entertains me. Finally a name with no restrictions, so I can just sit down and blog about anything that I like. It can be my favorite rapper, the latest mixtape from my DJ mates, pics from my GF or a rant and rave about things in the UK; (When missing europe becomes too much). Maybe I will throw in a recipie or two?? (please answer my poll)
I don't want to really make any reference to real people so each person in my life that affects and influence me will be given a new name and thus complete anonymity will be shared by all... unless they need some help with their google ranking that is. So don't expect a secret view into my private life; I realised that being exposed that way gives me huge amounts of paranoia (though It might have been the huge amount of weed and drugs that I was on.) That has all had to stop, I think I will make life a bit more simple. I am now like tanguy, ending my 6 year fiesta and I will move forward and try and drop into the matrix of normality, not that I will ever be average though!
Sam A. Muze
My new nom de plume, if you write it correctly it would be; Ca m'amuse, which in french translates too, that amuses me, or that entertains me. Finally a name with no restrictions, so I can just sit down and blog about anything that I like. It can be my favorite rapper, the latest mixtape from my DJ mates, pics from my GF or a rant and rave about things in the UK; (When missing europe becomes too much). Maybe I will throw in a recipie or two?? (please answer my poll)
I don't want to really make any reference to real people so each person in my life that affects and influence me will be given a new name and thus complete anonymity will be shared by all... unless they need some help with their google ranking that is. So don't expect a secret view into my private life; I realised that being exposed that way gives me huge amounts of paranoia (though It might have been the huge amount of weed and drugs that I was on.) That has all had to stop, I think I will make life a bit more simple. I am now like tanguy, ending my 6 year fiesta and I will move forward and try and drop into the matrix of normality, not that I will ever be average though!
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