I wish I had a girlfriend

who wore....

a C-string??

Who danced with her eyes closed all alone in the bathroom listening to Annie Mac

She could do remixes of Little Boots like Goldielocks.

I wish she would tell me what to do, nag me like my mum and make my life soo much better.
I wish she would do everything I would tell her to, and let me post videos of her on redtube.

I wish she would be better at stuff than me and tell me so I wouldnt have such a huge ego.